Fly by pooping strikes POTUS

On Tuesday April 12th, 2022 the unthinkable happened. As President Biden was giving a speech in Iowa on Tuesday, an angry bird showing contempt and vitriol for the current state of the economy and overall dissatisfaction saw an opening and took flight. The scene was caught on film as President Biden took no notice of the fact that he has been attacked from above, by a bird. The weapon used, none other than what we all fear when walking along the beach on a sunny day, poop.

From: https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/bird-poops-on-biden-as-he-claims-us-is-in-dumps-due-to-putin/

“I’m here today to talk about what we’re doing to lower costs for American families and put rural America at the center of our efforts to build a future that’s made in America,” Biden said moments before he was struck. “That’s not hyperbole!”

The president didn’t seem to notice the white splatter just above his US flag lapel pin and continued speaking — next to an enormous pile of cornmeal — about his decision to allow higher amounts of ethanol in gasoline this summer.

After he finished his remarks, Biden mingled with a couple dozen guests at the facility, none of whom notified him of the unsightly addition to his attire.

Now, I’ve never been pooped on by a bird. However, my wife has and she is scared anytime we’re on a long, romantic walk on the beach. Credit to Biden for taking it all in stride, but of course, he seems to take it all in stride these days as scandal after scandal move through his consciousness like sand through a sift.